Well colocino at least you try to put some logic to your statement unlike klinner13, however unfounded that logic might be.
Poker is a game of odds and while in the short run you might hit a lucky streak and win with rags in the long term you WILL LOSE MONEY.
You both are a poker sharks dream.
EG you play your 8 2 and hit it on the flop, your 2 is bound to be the lowest pair so if anyone else hits or is holding pockets you are losing. If you hit your 8 and by some chance it stays the board high card you are still losing to anyone else who has a pocket 8 and a lot of players will hold onto an 8 with any card 7 or above especially if suited.
Put it this way when you consider that pk AA only statisticaly win the hand 30% of the time and they are the best starting hand you can get what chance do you have playing crap cards?