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funny walmart

Postby Yorsens2 » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:33 pm

> I was over at WalMart buying a large bag of Purina
> for my Beagle
> earlier
> this week and was in line to check out.
> >
> > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. It wasn't
> the best day. It
> was a
> long line. I couldn't help myself at this
> > point. On impulse, I told her that no, I was
> starting The Purina
> Diet
> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
> > ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
> lost 50 pounds
> before I
> awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
> > coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
> arms.
> >
> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
> and that the way
> that it
> works is to load your pants pockets with
> > Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
> time you feel hungry &
> that
> the food is nutritionally complete so I was
> > going to try it again.
> >
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone
> in the line was by
> now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a tall
> > guy behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was
> that why I was in
> the
> hospital.
> >
> > I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
> licking my balls and a
> car
> hit me.
> >
> > I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
> carried out the door.

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