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Evours1972
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joke........

Postby Evours1972 » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:25 pm

there was this lady, she went to see the doctor. the doctor told her "we will need a blood sample, stule sample, hair sample, urine sample" the lady looked at her watch and said "well im going to be late for my texas holdem game, so I will just have 2 leave you my underwear"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby terrpuss » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:41 pm

Q:  what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

A:  both have go a one-in-a-million chance of being human.



Q:  what do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?

A:  sparky.
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Postby terrpuss » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:44 pm

Q:  what does a bulimic person call two fingers?

A:  dessert.


Q:  why do husbands die first?

A:  they want to.

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