A blind man in a store

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A blind man in a store

Postby Resocand » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:47 pm

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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Postby terrpuss » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:50 pm

a blonde hottie is speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she's pulled over by a blonde policewoman.  the cop asks to see the girl's driver's license.  she digs through her handbag, getting progressively more agitated.  "what does it look like?" she asks dimly.
    "it's rectangular, and it has your picture on it," explains the policewoman.
    the blonde finally pulls out a rectangular mirror, looks at it, and hands it to the policewoman.  "here it is," she says.
    the blonde policewoman looks at the mirror, then hands it back and says, "oh, sorry.  I didnt realize you were a cop."

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