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Postby Fley1972 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:16 pm

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both die on the same day and are queuing outside the pearly gates. They are met by St Peter who tells them sorry ladies but we can only let one of you in today so you need to give me your reasons why i should choose you.

Dolly goes first and points to her magnificent chest. This is why I should get in. Im younger and better looking and If i get in the god can spend eternity looking at these.

hmmm says St Peter - good point. OK Liz its your turn. The queen asks for a glass of water. She drinks some gargles it in the back of her throad then spits it out into a toilet and flushes it away.

OK we have a winner says Peter and lets in the Queen. Dolly is outraged and enquires why the queen gets in when all she did was spit some water.

Peter looks at dolly and says, Im sorry Dolly but even in Heaven ....A Royal Flush beats a Top Pair.
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Postby Pher1976 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:53 am

very funny

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