Top ten things you don't do at a poker table.

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Top ten things you don't do at a poker table.

Postby Fley1972 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:12 pm

Top ten things you don't do at a poker table.

1.   Ask the dealer her bust size.
2.   Tip the dealer with fifty pennies.
3.   Tell the guy across from you he looks like your older sister.
4.   French kiss your pocket kings, or queens.
5.   Ask the dealer, are those your real teeth?
6.   Tell the dealer your hundred, year old grandmother could deal better.
7.   Ask the dealer, do you wear boxers or briefs?
8.   If Toby Mcquire is at your table, don't tell him spiderman is really a wimp.
9.   If a person at your table is constantly crying, don't offer them a tissue.
10.  Stick your chewing gum under
the table.
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Postby Whorem1978 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:35 am

I highly recommend not scratching your crotch with any eating utensil, nor suggesting the fact that you may be wearing Depends so you can stay at the table longer.
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Postby Wheraill » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:41 pm

well another thing you shouldnt do at the poker table touch peoples chips because they get furious, believe me ive done it  :wink:
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Postby Rearts » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:42 pm

oh my gosh...that is just way too funny!!! I live here in Vegas so with that in mind and reading that...walking into the casino to the tables ....lmao :lol:
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Postby Stagazen » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:19 pm

what is wrong with asking her bust size? lol

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