A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
She shouted, "I overheard you talking to your poker buddies about how great Betty and Barbara were the other night!"
The hubby chuckled as he explained the mix-up: "Two weeks ago I won a huge pot with pocket Queens. I called them Betty and Barbara!"
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came back to he asked, "What in heavens name was that for?"
She replied..........."Your pocket pair just called."