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Poker joke

Postby Resocand » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:33 am

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his repugnant, nagging wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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Postby Agave1972 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:16 pm

Haha, very good joke, I bet it catches alot blonde women out :D
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hee hee

Postby terrpuss » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:43 pm

Q:  what do you call two skunks performing 69 on one another?

A:  odor eaters

Q:  what does michael jackson call a boy scout uniform?

A:  lingerie

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Postby terrpuss » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:27 pm

Q:  how many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  just one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out.

Q:  what does a texas divorce and a texas twister have in common?

A:  in the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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