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Resocand
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Things Mom Taught Me...

Postby Resocand » Fri May 19, 2006 3:27 am

Things Mom Taught Me...
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."

And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like!"
Ecastiou
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cut and paste post

Postby Ecastiou » Fri May 19, 2006 10:18 pm

Now this looks like a cut and paste post if i ever saw one.  Come on guy write something off the top of your head not copied and pasted just to fill space.  lol....nice try
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Postby Thersemeaten94 » Mon May 22, 2006 9:54 pm

It might be a cut and paste thing, but it is true!! I now find myself saying to my 4 teenagers: I hope when you have kids they act just like you. Then you can see how I feel.

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