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Yorsens2
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Postby Yorsens2 » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:56 pm

WHAT HAS 80 BALLS AND SCREWS OLD LADIES?



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.............BINGO!
Comee1985
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Postby Comee1985 » Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:36 pm

Although english is not my first language I got one that I find funny even when I translate it to my language!
This is an old one but still true!!
Mike  was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.  On my
wedding  night in our  honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try  these on.' She did and said," these are too big.
I can't wear them." I replied,  'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any  
problems.""Hmmm," said Mike. He  thought that might! be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his  pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on."  She tried  them on and said, "These are  too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I  don't want you to ever forget  that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She  said,  "Here - you try on mine."  He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."  Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your  smart-ass attitude, you never  will."

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