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Rower1979
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BLONDE JOKE

Postby Rower1979 » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:50 am

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

Blonde girl speeding got stopped by a blonde lady cop. Cop explains why she stopped the lady speedster and asks for her license. She began looking for them and that she was sure she had them,asking the officer what they look like. Officer told her a small square thing with her picture on it and the speedster came upon the item the officer discribed which was a small mirror and gave to officer, who in turn apologizes for stopping her and that she should have told her right away that she was a police officer.
Chammat
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Postby Chammat » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:00 am

lol good one  :lol:  
i got one:

a blonde lady starts work at a new paper factory, she is working one day when she gets her finger cut off bye one of the slicers, the manager imediatly rushes over to help and question her how did you do that?? she says look and puts the a different finger in!
Rower1979
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Postby Rower1979 » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:09 am

LMAO  :lol: That's what I needed, a good laugh, thank you PEACE
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OK

Postby Welition93 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:43 pm

YOU HAVE TWO BLONDES IN THE SAME HOUSE. A FIRE STARTS WHAT DOES THE 1ST BLONDE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE.....GIVE UP ...ME TO ...WE STILL DONT KNOW .THEY THOUGHT THE AIR CONDITION WAS NOT WORKING THEY BOTH GOT BURNED UP
Nowhimed2
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Postby Nowhimed2 » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:01 pm

What call a brunette between 2 blondes. A interpeter. LOL

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Unlocking your car

Postby Macy1974 » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:11 am

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
Loppor
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Postby Loppor » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:23 pm

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!
Heyead
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Postby Heyead » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:34 pm

lol those are pretty funny but im sure any blondes here dont think the same lol i told my buddy a blonde joke in the grocery store at the cashier i looked up at the cashier wen i was done and the clerk was blonde!! ahhh lol
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Postby Lative » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:31 pm

How do you drown a blonde?.,,,,
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put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool  :twisted:
Nowhimed2
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Postby Nowhimed2 » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:37 pm

Does anyone have any new blonde jokes these are getting really old. LOL


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