15 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART JOKE

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Warorinced
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15 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART JOKE

Postby Warorinced » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:49 pm

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when

they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest

rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3'in housewares,....and see what happens.


5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding

department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?


9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick

your nose.


10. While handling guns in the hunting department,ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme

from 'Mission Impossible'.


12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using

different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK

ME! PICK ME!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"


And last but not least:


15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then

yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here."
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Postby Chammat » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:18 pm

were do you come up with this stuff its crazy LMFAO!!! hilarious  :lol:  :lol:
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Postby Divenountly » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:45 pm

that is funny stuff i'll tell my fiance to use some of those things lol

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