A young man was in a poker room one day with his new girlfriend. It's their first date and everything is going well, barring the occasional period of silence. The girlfriend goes to "powder her nose" and while she is away, the young man spots somebody at another table that looks incredibly like Mike "Mad Genius" Caro. So, he pops over and approaches Mike.
"Excuse me," says the young man, "but you half look like Mike Caro. I don't suppose....."
"Well," interrupts Mike, "actually, I am Mike Caro."
Well, the young man is almost speechless, but does continue, "Look Mike, I think you're great. I've got all your books and videos and blah, blah, blah, etc......could you do me a favor?"
"What ever you want,"says Mike.
"Well, you see I'm at another table with my new girlfriend and it would really impress her if you would just come up to me and say, 'Hello Steve'."
"Sure, no problem." says Mike.
So Steve rushes back to his table and his girlfriend returns. A few moments later, over pops Mike to their table and goes up to Steve.
"Hi Steve, how you doing?" says Mike.
Steve looks up and says, "Oh, fuck off, Mike.