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by terrpuss
Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: hee hee
Replies: 2
Views: 11829

a seaman meets a pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch in a marina bar.  "how did you end up with the peg leg?" the seaman asks.  "a shark bit my leg off," the pirate says. "and the hook?" the seaman asks.  "a rival pirate cut my hand off with a sword," the pirate answers. "...
by terrpuss
Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: GHOST WHISPERE
Replies: 2
Views: 10712

an elderly couple is having an anniversary dinner when the jusband asks his wife, "do you remember the first time we had sex together, 50 years ago?  we went befind this tavern, you leaned against the fence and i made love to you."  "yes," she says.  "i remember it well." "why dont we...
by terrpuss
Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: General Poker Discussion
Topic: miracles can happen to you
Replies: 2
Views: 10304

miracles can happen to you

i just thought i would share a story from when i was dealing poker last night at my local indian casino.  i dealt out pocket 8s to a well liked regular player (i will call him john) who was having a run of bad luck.  the flop comes 2-7-8 rainbow.  he pushes all-in for about $230 and g...
by terrpuss
Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: hee hee
Replies: 2
Views: 11829

hee hee

bill and mark are out walking in the country one night when bill points out a grove of trees.  "thats where i had sex for the first time." he says.  "we made love while her mother stood nearby and watched over us!"    shocked, mark asks, "did her mother say anything?" bill replie...
by terrpuss
Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A blind man in a store
Replies: 1
Views: 5520

a blonde hottie is speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she's pulled over by a blonde policewoman.  the cop asks to see the girl's driver's license.  she digs through her handbag, getting progressively more agitated.  "what does it look like?" she asks dimly.  ...
by terrpuss
Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: joke........
Replies: 2
Views: 2403

Q:  what does a bulimic person call two fingers?

A:  dessert.


Q:  why do husbands die first?

A:  they want to.
by terrpuss
Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: joke........
Replies: 2
Views: 2403

Q:  what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

A:  both have go a one-in-a-million chance of being human.



Q:  what do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?

A:  sparky.
by terrpuss
Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ABOUT HOSTEL
Replies: 18
Views: 13169

wait, didnt that movie star billy crystal AND gregory hines as buddy cops, while also featuring a semi-hit song by that guy from the doobie brothers?
now that was a great movie!
by terrpuss
Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: hee hee
Replies: 3
Views: 13625

Q:  how many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  just one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out.


Q:  what does a texas divorce and a texas twister have in common?

A:  in the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
by terrpuss
Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Black Listed Poker Sites
Topic: spades lounge
Replies: 16
Views: 7960

i dont know if its just me, but, ive been having trouble getting on to their site for like 5 days now.  anyone else having trouble?
by terrpuss
Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BOWL
Replies: 8
Views: 2078

im gonna have to take back my previous post in this thread.  im not getting better, i think i might be getting worse.  lord how i wish i could just bowl with midgets!
by terrpuss
Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: hee hee
Replies: 3
Views: 13625

hee hee

Q:  what do you call two skunks performing 69 on one another?

A:  odor eaters


Q:  what does michael jackson call a boy scout uniform?

A:  lingerie


yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by terrpuss
Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Re: midgets......
Replies: 14
Views: 12911

dont tease me

i would hug em and kiss em and squeeze em and love em and i would call em george.  but then i would sit em down and tell em all about this big big world of ours.  we shouldnt leave the little ones out of the loop.
by terrpuss
Sat May 06, 2006 10:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: some more haha
Replies: 1
Views: 5691

some more haha

Q : what do you call a dog with no legs?

A : it doesnt matter, he wont com to you.

Q : why does a walrus go to tupperware parties?

A : to find a tight seal.

Q : how can you tell if a redneck is married?

A : there are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his truck.
by terrpuss
Sat May 06, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Re: midgets......
Replies: 14
Views: 12911

i have recently learned of a new word to describe midgets hookers.  whorfs.  lol.  god that cracks my ass up.  cracks it right down the middle, into two pieces. lol

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