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Consed
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Amazing new discovery in tournament strategy

Postby Consed » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Wow... Read this incredible information...............................................
Poker, a sport discovered by the Indonesians in 1632, has been an American pasttimre ever since the famous Robert McCarthy took home the first World Poker Championship ring in the notorious tournaments of 1893. As a personal blood descendant to McCarthy, I was passed his knowledge of poker written in blood in a will that has since found my acquaitance. When I first learned this incredible information I did not know how to react. The very secrets of poker were revealed to me in all their splendid glory and no other human being had access to the information. I felt like a little boy on his first Christmas worthy of memory waiting for Santa Claus with a cookie in hand and a bottle of cyanide. Now, as a professional poker player I spend my time trying to teach worthy pupils the secrets of poker and mainly texas holdem with its recent jump in popularity. This information has never been made public until now and for just two easy payments of 19.95 we'll go ahead and send you an exact photocopy of this wonderous will. But wait, act in the next minutes and we'll go ahead and throw in two copies and a pack of poker collector cards valued by many in the overseas jungles. Dont take my word for it... Read these testimonials.


"I was an average poker player until I got my hands on the McCarthy secrets of poker. Now, Im averaging 25,000 dollars a month and couldnt be happier. I recently landed a playboy model and have since gotten engaged. Thanks McCarthy system."


"Wow, I knew nothing of poker for so long. I used to get beat and beat by friends and relatives. Imagine my relief when this special offer came along. Since my obtainment of this incredible knowledge, I have become a consistent house hold game winner. I recently went out and played my first live tournament and took home a shocking second place out of 632 players. I cant give enough praise to this incredible knowledge"



Now, if youre not convinced, you surely do not funcion in the rationale of society. For more information on this incredible offer go ahead and email me at timrattayfan@yahoo.com and I'll get the paper work flowing. Dont pass on this once in a lifetime opportunity.
Honte1990
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Postby Honte1990 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:13 pm

and if you e mail me in the next 15 minutes i will give you the steak knifes absolutly free .lol       dont take it personnal   please :lol:  :lol:
Gagoem
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Re: Amazing new discovery in tournament strategy

Postby Gagoem » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:21 am

timrattayfan wrote:
"I was an average poker player until I got my hands on the McCarthy secrets of poker. Now, Im averaging 25,000 dollars a month and couldnt be happier. I recently landed a playboy model and have since gotten engaged. Thanks McCarthy system."



If this doesn't convince you about how successful this program is, NOTHING WILL!  :lol:
Confled
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Postby Confled » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:45 pm

I was interested in this system until I saw the part about it will get you engaged.Been there and done that,its the biggest gamble of all...lol.See you at the tables!
Carray
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Postby Carray » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:47 pm

yes this is very true i have recently purchused the copy of the will and i have to say now instead of finishing second in most of my tournys i place first! thanks mccarthy system! :lol:
Wartn1986
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Postby Wartn1986 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:12 pm

Will these secrets make my dog want to play with me?  I'm getting tired of the steak around the neck trick.

Seeriously, u guys aren't following through on this are you?
Eappy1967
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Postby Eappy1967 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:43 pm

the secrects written in blood, handed down to the next of kin, nice touch, you should ahve thrown in a few crop circle stories and a UFO sighting,, then i MIGHT have missed that playboy model story.. you lost me at engaged dude
Therencough
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Postby Therencough » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:43 pm

While you are at it, send me $50K and I will send you a deed to some ocean front property I own here in Montana.

thanx for the tip.
Thernand
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Lmao

Postby Thernand » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:36 pm

I think the replies say it all.. If its too good to be true.. Well you know the rest..

By the way Im selling plots on the moon.. Cheap too! PM me if interested! :twisted:
Alwand
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Postby Alwand » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:12 pm

mmm steak knives!
although i guess the playboy model wouldn't hurt either...
Exork1969
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poker

Postby Exork1969 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:26 pm

hi all,

will try to make the game.
sounds like a lot of fun.
good luck to everyone.
see you at the tables.
best,
donvic
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Postby Mespirst » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:50 am

:) Set me up with the Playboy model.  8)

I won't need the steak knives, Bunny and I will be forever going out to eat.

Keep the rest of your offer!!!!!   :lol:  :lol:  8)
Gagoem
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Postby Gagoem » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:17 am

NELLOB wrote::) Set me up with the Playboy model.  8)

I won't need the steak knives, Bunny and I will be forever going out to eat.

Keep the rest of your offer!!!!!   :lol:  :lol:  8)


What are you waiting for?  ORDER THE SYSTEM NOW!  Who doesn't want a Playboy Bunny in their life?  :lol:
Dets1997
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Postby Dets1997 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:26 am

lol, playboy model,

and 25k a month.

must be nice.
Frook1971
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Postby Frook1971 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:11 pm

I'd give pimps left one for that kind of guarenteed information.  :D

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